barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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bakerstreetsdoctor:

rosetyleres:

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

stop wondering

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via g-retchenwieners)

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

(via rosiedoll)

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

(via cloaked-in-cats)

thatfunnyblog:

oops
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

oops

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: highonvodka, via g-retchenwieners)

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

(via vigorousgesticulation)

#THIS WAS SO GREAT IM LITEARLLY STILL YELLING ABOUT IT

(Source: tyrells, via vigorousgesticulation)

(Source: photographwhore, via g-retchenwieners)

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

(via pricklylegs)

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

arrafrost:

lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[x]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER

(Source: dutchster, via g-retchenwieners)